By David R. Wyder
All 12 problems with the notorious day-by-day Cow zine are right here. each one factor is a newspaper approximately cows, for cows and humorous as all hell. Cowmercials, cowmentary, cow information, disguise tale, Guru Moo, Cow Pinups and extra.
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The members of this unregistered, illegal and perverted frat pack will never set a manure-encrusted foot on this campus again. As far as we know this sick group had only 42 members (not counting the 26 bull's wangdoodles we found in their freezer) and all are currently in jail. The show is over folks, you can all go home now and get on with your miserable lives. " There are still 16 bull wangdoodles missing. The Daily Cow Archives have room for them. Anyone with information on their whereabouts may call our hot line at 1-800-TIP-BULL.
From birth to death, the average American spends five years standing in line, four years washing dishes, mopping floors and vacuuming, two years trying to return phone calls of people who never seem to be in, one year looking for misplaced objects, eight months opening junk mail, and five months of waiting for red lights to turn green. Add to this six years we spend eating, plus the great blocks of time devoted to work or sleep, and there isn’t a whole lot of time left TO DO A ZINE! Bossy tweed wins election COWTENTS Cover Story - Page 1 Just Say Cheese - Page 2, 4 News - Page 3, 5 Muse - Page 6 Cowmentary - Page 7 Pinup - Page 8 Interview - Page 9 Cow Cults - Page 10 Harmilda - Page 11 African Cows- Page 12 Vampire Cow - Page 13,14 Cowetry - Page 15 Cow Songs - Page 16 Cow Story - Page 17 Cowmics - Page 18,19 Stamp Art - Page 20 Bovianiac’s Pix - Page 21 Kale - Page 22 Alfalfa - Page 23 Cowments - Page 24-25 Cowmercials - Page 26 Cow Wash- Page 27 Back Cover- Page 28 Originally Created - 1997 Digitally Remastered - 2002 SUMMER GRAZE UPDATE Human malls encroach on valued graze land.
DAILY COW: I’m a gal and I want to meet a bull, how? DR. DENTON: Wear a red jumpsuit and hug them. Bulls are a great hug if you plan to do something more than hug I think you best watch cows and bulls in action to get an idea of how it is done. DAILY COW: What does the rear end of a cow in heat look like? DR. DENTON: A typical cow has a red and swollen vulva. The first Daily Cow Interview took place on a rainy March night while the grouchy doctor was on the moove from barn to barn giving the AI (artificial instemination) treatment to various cows.